THE HELL THE HECK JUST {HAPPENED|OCCURRING?

I just experienced something so outrageous that my mind are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not more info even sure what to do. Did I {justdream this? Or is the universe positively going insane? This {whole thing|mess just feels like a horrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up,